January 2011
I hate it when someone makes me laugh when I'm...
They will be like,
Then I would be like,
"you can't go out" -mom
December 2010
the awkward moment when people think your brother...
Dear 2010;
This is probably the year i’ve experienced happiness but most of all pain at the same time.I’ve met new people,lost some and even got closer to the people i never knew i’d get close to but im thankfull for everything thats happened to me since it taught me loadsa things on how to be a stronger person than who i was back then.i had days where i was in the darkest whole and days...
2009, you fucked me over. 2010, you picked up the...
In 2010, I learned a lot about the friendships. I...
There are some people in life who just make you...
When I’m talking to you or texting you, you’re the...
I hate it when people take pictures of their face
and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
You have no idea how much I like you, how much you...
When guys have that sleepy voice.
Fucking turn on.
Its funny how when Im loud, people tell me to be...
Don't regret what's happened this year. Either...
If forgetting you is the only way to make...
You know those moments where you receive a lovely...
What I think when I'm watching someone use the...
what are you doing?
why would you use internet explorer
oh my god you type so slow
let me type
no you spelled it wrong
you dont need to double click on that, dumbass.
don’t you even know your own password?
caps lock is on, moron.
why would you click on the zwinky ad ohmygod.
SCROLL DOWN
i wish i were dead
HURRY UP
……….
get the fuck out of your chair and let me do it !
Have you ever saw a girl and just automatically...
Sometimes you do meet that perfect person at the...
Whats Wrong? "Nothing"
Its either;
I don’t want to talk about it.
Why the fuck would I tell you
You wouldn’t give two shits.
Your the last person on earth I would tell.
Your the person that caused me to be the way i am
You have a big fucking mouth that can’t be trusted
I don’t need pep talks or;
Theres nothing wrong at all.
This is for the girls who have the tendency to...
That awkward moment when someone asks what's wrong...
When I miss you, sometimes I listen to music or...
EVERY. FUCKING . MORNING
cutest fucking thing. ♥
When your ex tells you that you’ll never find...
That awkward moment when an ugly person asks you...
I didn't give a fuck yesterday , i don't give a...
We're girls.
We get jealous, we will hate that mother fucker who spams your facebook, we tend to assume things, our imaginations go wild. Every second you take to reply, thousands of things goes through our heads; who you talking to? Is it that mother fucker bitch? We start assuming, and this is when we get insecure. But then… we’ll try comfort ourselves, we’ll think back to our conversations and make ourself...
Why I hate periods:
You have no idea when it’s gonna fucking strike. You could wake up with the red sea in your panties. Or have a spot going on at school.
IT RUINS YOUR PRETTY PANTIES.
Pads and tampons aren’t things I really wanna wear.
Taking a shit is disgusting.
CRAMPS HURT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER.
I get moody.
I hate sneezing on my period.
I hate going pee because blood is everywhere.
It smells hella...
It's refreshing to hear a guy say "I made plans...
Granted, it IS nice when a guy is considerate by letting the girl choose what to do when they hang out or go on a date, but that gets old. Word to the wise, fellas.
Oh God. Ouch. Just Ouch. What a tragedy. :(
Boy: Baby, we need to talk.
Girl: Ricardo, what do you mean?
Boy: Something has come up...
Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby.
Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much.
Boy: Baby, are you there?
Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important?
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..
Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: I'm leaving..
Girl: Baby, what are you talking about? I don't want you to leave me, I love you.
Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away.
Girl: Why? All of your family lives over here.
Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: I can't believe this.
Father: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERICA! What did I tell you about talking to boys?! Get off the damn phone! (And hangs up)
Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go.
Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!
Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess..
Girl: *Thinking* I can't believe what's going on.
Boy: I need to give you something tonight, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.
Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.
Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.
(They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.)
Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go.
Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.)
Boy: Baby, don't cry, you know I love you... But I have to go.
Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.)
(They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her)
It says...
"Erica,
You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye.
- Ricardo"
( Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in the garbage & cries for hours. )
... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....
Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me.
Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...
Girl: Umm.. okay.
(She finds a piece of paper in the jacket.)
It says:
"Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Always
Bitch = Baby
Will not = will
.... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo"
Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me! He must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am!
( Erica turns the TV on. )
[Breaking news]
"An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says.
( She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for... )
... A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message. "Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good.
Please go feed someone else your bullshit, I'm...
I wish I had some sort of an "idgaf" attitude.
You know, I wish I didn’t care as much, then the littlest things wouldn’t get to me so easily. I over-think things and freak out over the simplest matters. Not to mention I get hurt easily and I feel as if I’m so fragile and delicate. Yet again, people also take that caring side of me for granted and use it for their own benefits and gain. If only I didn’t care as much as I do now, then nothing...
I don't want to let go of something that I can't...
You might regret putting an end to something that...
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater....
Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from...
If they care, they’ll notice. If they don’t, you know where you stand.
The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer...
Then you realize you’re wrong and you’re like:
forreals though -_-