February 2012
I wonder what you say about me when I am not...
lastsalvation:
Period for woman on commercials:
Period for me:
A jealous boyfriend is a faithful boyfriend.
If he doesn’t get jealous when someone has your attention, it’s because someone has his.
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
